lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

lulz-time:

printers are awful

it’s 2013 so

1. why do they still make so much noise
2. why are they so pushy and impatient
3. why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
4. why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

SCHOOL’S OUT FOR THE SUMMER

SCHOOL’S OUT FOREVER

lndoors:

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neonblogfreak:

pop-lock-and-dropthepj:

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

fairytalemood:

photos by Gustavo Papaleo for John Lewis magazine

multipack:

the bible said adam and eve not socks and sandals

christhecreep:

of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

wvrl:

thespacegoat:

Cult classics are films that have acquired a highly devoted but specific group of international fans, many were flops at the box office, or perhaps were critical failures. Some have gone on to transcend their original cult status and have become recognized as classics; others are of the “so bad it’s good” variety and are destined to remain in obscurity. Below are IMDB pages and streaming links for each:

• The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension [watch]
• Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy [watch]
• Army of Darkness [watch] 
• Barbarella [watch] 
• Better Off Dead [watch] 
• The Big Lebowski [watch] 
• Birdemic: Shock and Terror [watch] 
• Bloodsport [watch]
• Blue Sunshine [watch]
• Blue Velvet [watch]
• The Boondock Saints [watch]
• Brazil [watch]
• Brick [watch]
• A Bucket of Blood [watch]
• Un Chien Andalou [watch]
• Clerks [watch]
• Clue [watch]
• Creepshow [watch]
• CUBE [watch]
• Dazed and Confused [watch]
• Donnie Darko [watch]
• Edward Scissorhands [watch]
• Eraserhead [watch]
• The Evil Dead [watch]
• Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill [watch] 
• Fight Club [watch] 
• Five Deadly Venoms [watch] 
• Forbidden Zone [watch] 
• Freaks [watch] 
• Godzilla [watch] 
• The Goonies [watch]
• Grey Gardens [watch]
• Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers [watch]
• Hard Boiled [watch]
• The Harder They Come [watch]
• Harold and Maude [watch]
• Heathers [watch]
• Hedwig and the Angry Inch [watch]
• Hocus Pocus [watch]
• Hot Rod[watch]
• Idiocracy [watch]
• Koyaanisqatsi [watch]
• Labyrinth [watch]
• The Lost Boys [watch]
• Love Streams [watch]
• Mallrats [watch]
• Manos: The Hands of Fate [watch]
• Mommie Dearest [watch]
• Mystery Men [watch]
• Napoleon Dynamite[watch]
• Near Dark [watch]
• Newsies [watch]
• Office Space [watch]
• Orca [watch]
• Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure [watch]
• Pieces [watch]
• Plan 9 from Outer Space [watch]
• Pootie Tang [watch]
• The Princess Bride [watch]
• Pretty in Pink [watch]
• Pumpkin [watch]
• Re-Animator [watch]
• Reefer Madness [watch]
• Rent [watch]
• Reservoir Dogs [watch]
• Repo! The Genetic Opera [watch]
• Repo Man [watch]
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show [watch]
• The Room [watch]
• Rushmore [watch]
• Scarface [watch]
• Scream [watch]
• Serial Mom [watch]
• Shaun of the Dead [watch]
• The Shawshank Redemption [watch]
• Showgirls [watch]
• Slap Shot [watch]
  
• Stargate [watch]
• Stranger than Paradise [watch]
• Superstar [watch]
• The Texas Chain Saw Massacre [watch]
• The Thing [watch]
• The Tingler [watch]
• They Live [watch]
• This is Spın̈al Tap [watch]
• Tommy Boy [watch]
• Toys [watch]
• Trainspotting [watch]
• Troll 2 [watch]
• Tron[watch]
• UHF [watch]
• V for Vendetta [watch]
• Videodrome [watch]
• The Wanderers [watch]
• The Warriors [watch]
• Wet Hot American Summer [watch]
• Willow [watch]
• Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory [watch]
• The Wiz [watch]
• Wizards [watch]
• Xanadu [watch]

Summer movie list thank youuu

yeeitsanna:

i reblog this every single time

amoying:

frappuccinos are good until you finish 90% of it and all that’s left is watery clumps that taste like cream and sadness